"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 07/31/2017 at 23:35 • Filed to: None

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Rover Streetwise: Because why WOULDN’T you want a Rover 25 with some extra plastic and no actual added offroad capability? Oh, you want AWD? Too bad.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/31/2017 at 23:38

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Apart from the fact that it fades, its hides camry dents well.

S65 > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/31/2017 at 23:40

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Rally that fucker

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/31/2017 at 23:46

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Where we’re going, we don’t need AWD!!!

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > not for canada - australian in disguise 08/01/2017 at 03:12

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Citroen did the same thing with the C3 XTR, and it looks hideous

A girl in my class once brought a brochure to class. Her parents were going to buy her one because “since she’s just got her license, she’s going to inevitably have parking damage on her car, and with the unpainted bumpers it will be less obvious”. I internally exploded when she said that, for two reasons: if you think it’s inevitable, buy a freaking used car, and: that’s being an asshole to the other persons you’re going to hit.